Need to do more than leave a pithy comment, or talk about me to your friends? Need to bring it directly to my attention? No problem. You can email me at rew@erebor.com.

I’m @erebor on Twitter; you can often reach me with a well-timed @tweet.

You can also call me at (256) 513-4446. If I’m not around to answer, you know the drill.

I have a Skype number, but nobody ever calls me on it, so I never tell anybody what it is.

I don’t normally do the AIM thing much, but when I’m around, it’s as erebor99. You’ll have much better luck finding me available at Google Talk as ryan.waldron@gmail.com. Oddly enough, you can email me there, too.

Last but not least, via carrier pigeon, just get one of mine ahead of time, tie a message to its leg, and toss it out the nearest window. I’m guessing spam wasn’t a big problem with carrier pigeons.