It never ceases to amaze me, perhaps because I’m learning-impaired, that people continue to try to rip off Free and Open Source Software (FOSS) and then sell it as proprietary commercial software. Is there some alternate universe in which this is clever? Or is it really possible to be so completely devoid of any semblance of ethics, to the point where you actually believe this is OK?

Well, in a delightful cautionary tale involving CherryOS hotpants, borrowed Porsches (shades of Magnum, P.I. – even a lovely Hawaiian setting), painted nipples, mysterious Ukrainian hosts, annoyed Pakistani CEOs, and a whole lot of rather pathetic lies and deceipt, Drunken Batman nails the offenders’ bodies to the city walls.