OK, you guys have your World Series, say sayonara to The Curse, etc. So can you please recapture John Kerry and put him back in the hole where you keep Dukakis? He’s starting to scare the rest of us with his reckless attacks on our own troops.
We’ll call it even. Re-sign Pedro and we might even let you have another one next year, if you’ll just do this one thing. Thanks.
UPDATE: OK, Curt’s on board - who else can we count on?
UPDATE: I mean, seriously.
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