Now, wait…that Paragon of Journalistic Integrity, that Towering Monolith of Truth and Veracity, that True Patriot just Asking Tough Questions, Michael Moore, is being sued for “misrepresentation of facts” in his recent movie. I’m stunned; misrepresentation of facts? In a Michael Moore movie? In Farenheit 9/11, of all places? No! NO! Not Mr. Moore!
The paper seeks “an apology” as well as “compensatory damages of exactly one dollar.” And I’m thinking, “Good luck!” But still, say it ain’t so, Michael! I’d just be so…so…shocked. All that journalistic integrity, all that careful reporting, now gone to waste.
But apparently, for the first time in his life, the uncontrollable gasbag has gone quiet. The article concludes by noting, “Moore could not be reached for comment.” I wonder when was the last time that happened?
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